(Inspired by the Super Committee)

"So where are we going today?"

"We?"

"Sorry, where are you going today?"

"Somewhere, anywhere"

"Ok. Business trip, pleasure trip?"

"Anywhere"

"Skiing? Yellowstone? Beach?"

"Farther. Much farther"

"Los Angeles? Miami? New York?"

"Farther"

"How much do you want to spend?"

"Doesn't matter"

"Well, I have a 10 day trip to Europe"

"Farther"

"Lot of people are going to China these days"

Ring, Ring

"Excuse me; Sunshine Travel, Darlene speaking, where are we going today?"

He leaves.